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Stripper Tip #3

August 26, 2013

This is more for customers but still-

What pants you wear to a strip club is important.

Pants, not just about how they look on you anymore.

Pants, not just about how they look on you anymore.

To the guy wearing pj pants with a jack off hole in them. Honey you are not fooling anyone. We know what you’re hoping for. It’s not gonna happen here, not from me. Don’t be that guy. Go to craigslist and find a prostitute. It’ll be quicker and easier.

These, don't wear these. We know what's really up.

These, don’t wear these. We know what’s really up.

To the guy wearing jeans he had starched before he came in. You sir are an ass hole. A major ass hole. Those chafe my thighs while I give you a lap dance making it very uncomfortable for me. Don’t be that guy either.

To the guy who wears jeans or track pants that are well worn with no jack off hole. You sir, you rock. These pants don’t chafe my skin and still make it all soft and nice for you without being that guy. Be this guy. This guy is awesome. You should strive to be this guy.

Unless you can be this guy, in that case. Be this guy.

Unless you can be this guy, in that case. Be this guy.

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